Folks, I'm here and I want you to know I'm keepin it real
I'm just looking to represent the RX, that's the deal
Murphy and Big Bet, well, they're all right in my book
But take a step back and take a closer look
And I think you'll see that soonerdawg is the only way to vote
He's got better things to do than to stare at goats
sure, there's a picture of pulsating dog balls in my avatar
and a pair of brass testicles dangling from the back of my car
but when it comes time to sit down and play the game
you can rest assured that they will get a taste of my name
so vote for soonerdawg without delay
and i look forward to giving you a shout out come monday